Here are some sounds that you can use as messages for your answering machine :

Alien Invasion Clint Eastwood Homer Simpson Humphrey Bogart Jimmy Stewart Learn Japanese

Mission Impossible Monty Python Rockford Files Sean Connery Sister System Sly Stallone

I do NOT claim copyright over any of these sounds or messages. I downloaded them from various sites on the internet and or have been collecting them for years. However, I have edited all of the above sounds, improved them, cleaned them up, faded them in at the start and out at the end, and removed as much hum, hiss, pops, and clicks as possible. (They are still far from perfect, but they are good enough for phone quality playback).

I have dozens of other Answering Machine Messages - but the above ones are my overall favourites.

Out of all of the above sounds I would have to say that Jimmy Stewart was my favourite.

If you have any really funny or interesting Answering Machine Messages, please Email me and let me know. :)