Here are some sounds that you can use as messages for your answering machine :
All of these sounds are standard Windows WAVE files, and are all less than a few hundred kilobytes in size.
I do NOT claim copyright over any of these sounds or messages. I downloaded them from various
sites on the internet and or have been collecting them for years. However, I have edited all of the above
sounds, improved them, cleaned them up, faded them in at the start and out at the end, and removed
as much hum, hiss, pops, and clicks as possible. (They are still far from perfect, but they are good
enough for phone quality playback).
I have dozens of other Answering Machine Messages - but the above ones are my overall favourites.
Out of all of the above sounds I would have to say that
Jimmy Stewart was my favourite.
If you have any really funny or interesting Answering Machine Messages, please
Email me
and let me know. :)